im brown, on the metro and messin with your head: "Ever since Sept 11, but especially after the London subway bombings, i have been getting 'the look' on public transportation and at airports. To put it mildly, my days of picking up girls on a plane are over. Shit, getting up to piss on a plane causes at least one lady on a plane to piss herself. It's like a chain reaction."

(Via Best of Craigslist.)