He was pronounced dead at a hospital until transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to alive.

That was my Simposonian half hour at the dentist.

I went in expecting to get a cavity filled. I was told that my
dentist had left to start her own practice. The new dentist said she
was more conservative, looked at my teeth, pronounced that I didn't
have cavities after all, and sent me on my merry way with a minor
prescription.

And I saved $300.